Archive for the 'Bwahahaha!' Category
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Who needs some meaningless Bloggie…
…when you can be a Bangable Blog Babe?
I found this link in my Site Meter. I don’t know where the hell he got that god-awful picture of me that’s at least fifteen years old, and I realize that, at #5 on the list of May’s Blog Babes, I just barely passed muster. Maybe […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on May 5th, 2008 tagged Bloggy-linky-meme-y, Bwahahaha!, The wild blue yonder, Who me? | 14 Comments »
The bewildering behavior of the teeny weeny peeny (and its owner)
Wow.
I’m certainly overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and music, sponsored by three fabulous friends and joined by dozens more. Being that this is our third child, I never dreamed of being feted as I have - and I haven’t even posted yet about the surprise shower that my Bunco group threw for me […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on January 21st, 2008 tagged Baby makes three (kids), Bloggy-linky-meme-y, Bwahahaha! | 26 Comments »
Oh noes! Mah bellybutton haz da FEVER!
Okay, I realize that I may very well have a bellybutton abnormality obsession, but would someone else please admit to having had a significantly warmer bellybutton while pregnant? Meaning that the skin of my bellybutton - or what USED to be my bellybutton until it was turned inside out - is noticeably warmer to the […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on January 8th, 2008 tagged Baby makes three (kids), Bwahahaha!, Who me? | 14 Comments »
Call me trashy, but don’t call me late to dessert
Growing up, my mother made desserts from scratch. I don’t think a tub of Cool Whip ever entered our refrigerator. She whipped real cream and served it unsweetened. Pie crusts never ever came from a box, let alone an aluminum pie tin. Meanwhile, my immature palate preferred piling spoonful after spoonful […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on October 29th, 2007 tagged Bwahahaha!, Look at me, look at me! | 20 Comments »
Do not mess with a pregnant woman’s food
Okay, so I bought a package of Mint Double-Stuf Oreos with the intent of sharing them.
Really. That was my intent. I swear.
I ate a quarter of the package myself on Monday afternoon when Tacy was in kindergarten.
Later that evening, Kyle commented: “Somebody ate a lot of Oreos.”
I nodded. “Yep, I did.”
Tuesday afternoon, […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on October 18th, 2007 tagged Bwahahaha!, Miss Goosie, The king of beers | 21 Comments »
Marital strife
Updated below:
There are a few events that will push even the most intimate couple to opposite ends of the couch.
Such as when the husband buys a vintage Mustang without consulting the wife. Or the wife is caught flirting with the gardener. Or either mother-in-law comes to live in the guest room for an […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on September 23rd, 2007 tagged Bwahahaha!, The king of beers, Who me? | 7 Comments »
That wasn’t very Christian of me, was it?
I just told two Jehovah’s Witnesses that I was Jewish. I figured that would go over better than telling them I was an out-and-out heathen.
Tacy: What did they want?
Me: They wanted to talk to us about God.
T: Why?
Me: They’re very dedicated to their religious beliefs, and they want to share them with as many […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on August 28th, 2007 tagged Bwahahaha!, Dirtying up other corners of the web, Kids say the darnedest things, Miss Goosie, Who me? | 25 Comments »
Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale
My dear, departed Pacifica,
I’m so sorry that I had to leave you behind yesterday afternoon. It’s not you; it’s me. Mostly.
Although blue is not my first choice in exterior color, your sleek crossover design more than made up for it. You pioneered what all the other manufacturers are now imitating. Your […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on August 24th, 2007 tagged Bwahahaha!, Home on the range | 13 Comments »
Yep, still not fitting in
Saturday
The place: My local grocery store.
The outfit: My Oops tee.
The contents of the shopping cart: Two cases of Natty Light.
The cover of the rags at checkout: “Britney Tells Kids: You Were Both Mistakes!”
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Sunday
The place: Our driveway, vacuuming out the car.
The outfit: What passes for jammies lately (too-tight tee and imitation silk lounge pants).
The conversation (with […]
Published by mothergoosemouse on August 18th, 2007 tagged Baby makes three (kids), Bwahahaha!, The king of beers, Who me? | 11 Comments »
Don’t fly Delta if you’re breastfeeding, and don’t fly AirTran if you’ve got a toddler.
Updated with pictures of the ACTUAL AVIATION PICKLES!
But if you’re pregnant, fly United. Preferably to China.
Where they serve pickles - AVIATION PICKLES - instead of peanuts.
Thanks to my parents for saving these unopened packages of pickles just so that we could see them too.