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	<title>Comments on: What&#8217;s the difference between love and hemorrhoids?</title>
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	<description>A first-grader destined for a career as a lawyer, a pre-schooler whose screams can shatter glass, a bouncing baby boy who evaded an IUD, a man who can drink his weight in Natty Light, and a woman who has long since given up caring about the condition of her kitchen floor.</description>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-240160</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m never having kids...

I&#039;m glad I found your blog haha.

:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m never having kids&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad I found your blog haha.</p>
<p> <img src='http://mothergoosemouse.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: mj</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237857</link>
		<dc:creator>mj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And OMG, the itching.  The burning itch confined to a two centimeter radius that has you convinced that somehow your ass crack managed to sit itself in a patch of poison ivy without your knowing.  And then set a small fire in said crack.

Four years later.  Still roiding.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And OMG, the itching.  The burning itch confined to a two centimeter radius that has you convinced that somehow your ass crack managed to sit itself in a patch of poison ivy without your knowing.  And then set a small fire in said crack.</p>
<p>Four years later.  Still roiding.</p>
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		<title>By: Liz</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237659</link>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for the laugh! I am 38 weeks pregnant with a sinus infection AND pink eye AND yes, the same hemmorhoids from my first pregnancy that returned and have been with me all nine months... I needed this laugh today!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lizs last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhatHappensInStapleton/~3/r4Ho8PdHi1E/youre-too-pregnant-find-someone-else-to.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;You&#039;re too pregnant -- find someone else to help&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for the laugh! I am 38 weeks pregnant with a sinus infection AND pink eye AND yes, the same hemmorhoids from my first pregnancy that returned and have been with me all nine months&#8230; I needed this laugh today!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Lizs last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhatHappensInStapleton/~3/r4Ho8PdHi1E/youre-too-pregnant-find-someone-else-to.html" rel="nofollow">You&#8217;re too pregnant &#8212; find someone else to help</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: evi</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237608</link>
		<dc:creator>evi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This post is hilarious and the total truth.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;evis last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://eastvillageidiot.blogspot.com/2009/03/all-is-vanity-nothing-is-fair.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;All is Vanity, Nothing is Fair&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post is hilarious and the total truth.</p>
<p><abbr><em>evis last blog post..<a href="http://eastvillageidiot.blogspot.com/2009/03/all-is-vanity-nothing-is-fair.html" rel="nofollow">All is Vanity, Nothing is Fair</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: jennifer ozuna</title>
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		<dc:creator>jennifer ozuna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So true! Sigh...I wish mine would go away!  They REAR their ugly little heads every once in a while.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;jennifer ozunas last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://joz1234.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/eating-healthy-to-lose-weight-and-keep-it-off/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Eating Healthy to Lose Weight and Keep it Off&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So true! Sigh&#8230;I wish mine would go away!  They REAR their ugly little heads every once in a while.</p>
<p><abbr><em>jennifer ozunas last blog post..<a href="http://joz1234.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/eating-healthy-to-lose-weight-and-keep-it-off/" rel="nofollow">Eating Healthy to Lose Weight and Keep it Off</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Mom101</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237593</link>
		<dc:creator>Mom101</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um...

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mom101s last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://mom-101.blogspot.com/2009/03/on-motherhood-and-identity-and.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;On motherhood and identity and generalizations and the crazy jeckyl and hyde-ness of it all&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230;</p>
<p><abbr><em>Mom101s last blog post..<a href="http://mom-101.blogspot.com/2009/03/on-motherhood-and-identity-and.html" rel="nofollow">On motherhood and identity and generalizations and the crazy jeckyl and hyde-ness of it all</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: tanyetta</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237564</link>
		<dc:creator>tanyetta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOVED THIS SOOOOOO MUCH!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;tanyettas last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tanyetta.com/2009/03/bargain-shopping-and-winner.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;BARGAIN SHOPPING AND A WINNER!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOVED THIS SOOOOOO MUCH!</p>
<p><abbr><em>tanyettas last blog post..<a href="http://www.tanyetta.com/2009/03/bargain-shopping-and-winner.html" rel="nofollow">BARGAIN SHOPPING AND A WINNER!</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: mayberry</title>
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		<dc:creator>mayberry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll go ahead and put this in the &quot;con&quot; column on my &quot;should I try to get pregnant again?&quot; list.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;mayberrys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://mayberrymom.blogspot.com/2009/03/mad-family.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Mad Family&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll go ahead and put this in the &#8220;con&#8221; column on my &#8220;should I try to get pregnant again?&#8221; list.</p>
<p><abbr><em>mayberrys last blog post..<a href="http://mayberrymom.blogspot.com/2009/03/mad-family.html" rel="nofollow">The Mad Family</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: caramama</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237560</link>
		<dc:creator>caramama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My C-section did not stop the &#039;roids. Got them during pregnancy, and boy did they stay around for a long time after the birth! To be perfectly honest, I had gotten them even before then, years and years ago. But never as bad as the ones that developed during pregnancy. Luckily, this pregnancy is going easier in that area!

I&#039;m going to pretend I&#039;m not embarrassed to say this... I find the Prep H suppositories (one before bed for a few nights in a row) help mine go away sooner. (That&#039;s in addition to the cream during the day.) It is uncomfortable and gross, but I can&#039;t argue with the results. Nothing has worked better for me.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;caramamas last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://caramamamia.blogspot.com/2009/03/our-growing-family.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Our Growing Family&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My C-section did not stop the &#8216;roids. Got them during pregnancy, and boy did they stay around for a long time after the birth! To be perfectly honest, I had gotten them even before then, years and years ago. But never as bad as the ones that developed during pregnancy. Luckily, this pregnancy is going easier in that area!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to pretend I&#8217;m not embarrassed to say this&#8230; I find the Prep H suppositories (one before bed for a few nights in a row) help mine go away sooner. (That&#8217;s in addition to the cream during the day.) It is uncomfortable and gross, but I can&#8217;t argue with the results. Nothing has worked better for me.</p>
<p><abbr><em>caramamas last blog post..<a href="http://caramamamia.blogspot.com/2009/03/our-growing-family.html" rel="nofollow">Our Growing Family</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Motherhood Uncensored</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2009/03/19/whats-the-difference-between-love-and-hemorrhoids/comment-page-1/#comment-237556</link>
		<dc:creator>Motherhood Uncensored</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your blog ate my comment damnit.

I just said something about how I blame the South for my &#039;roids. AND, that I&#039;m actually jealous of my husband&#039;s peaceful and pleasant shits. 

That&#039;s when you know you&#039;ve got them bad.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Motherhood Uncensoreds last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MotherhoodUncensored/~3/w4V9voxB4OI/hearing-voices.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Hearing voices&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your blog ate my comment damnit.</p>
<p>I just said something about how I blame the South for my &#8216;roids. AND, that I&#8217;m actually jealous of my husband&#8217;s peaceful and pleasant shits. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s when you know you&#8217;ve got them bad.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Motherhood Uncensoreds last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MotherhoodUncensored/~3/w4V9voxB4OI/hearing-voices.html" rel="nofollow">Hearing voices</a></em></abbr></p>
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