Who needs some meaningless Bloggie…

…when you can be a Bangable Blog Babe?

I found this link in my Site Meter. I don’t know where the hell he got that god-awful picture of me that’s at least fifteen years old, and I realize that, at #5 on the list of May’s Blog Babes, I just barely passed muster. Maybe women in uniform aren’t as hot as women in miniskirts. But I still think this is the best blog award I’ve received.

So, thanks Maddog. You’re kinda cute yourself.

I’d like to turn this into a meme. Since there are a lot of us who are either pregnant or post-partum or simply run completely ragged by our children, let’s remember those days when we were at our most bangable.

It was the fall of 1991. I was thin and tan and my self-esteem was at an all-time high - which was good since I was going through sorority rush (always an assault on one’s self-esteem).

Ah, to be nineteen again. But only for a day or two.

I’m tagging a couple of pregnant ladies - Motherhood Uncensored and Her Bad Mother - and a few not-so-pregnant ladies - Mocha Momma, Mother Bumper and Redneck Mommy. Let’s hear about you at your most bangable. Bonus points for photos.

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I may not be feeling particularly bangable these days, but it’s not for lack of trying. It’s been six months since I headed to Sephora, armed with my copy of Beauty Confidential. What’s still working, and what’s fallen by the wayside? Come find out.

And oh, do I miss my big girl…

Published by mothergoosemouse on May 5th, 2008 tagged Bloggy-linky-meme-y, Bwahahaha!, The wild blue yonder, Who me?
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14 Responses to “Who needs some meaningless Bloggie…”

  1. Motherhood Uncensored Says:

    Oh this is 10x better than a bloggie. Now, I have no scanner or no functional camera right now, BUT I will find something.

    WOO.

  2. Heather Says:

    That’s quite an award.

  3. motherbumper Says:

    Dang - he is kinda cute. And damn girl, you are totally bangable. Must go digging through photos to pick a time (and I notice that lil’deb was a March pick - RAWR).

  4. Gretchen Says:

    Most bangable?

    RIGHT NOW, baby.

    Yes, I’m thirty four and have had three kids… I’m more in tune with my body and know what works for me.

  5. mayberry Says:

    I always knew you were a hot mama.

    Tell Tacy to kick some butt for all of us!

  6. ali Says:

    WAY better than a bloggie ;)

  7. Lara Says:

    yeah, i was #3 in february, and i thought it was totally awesome. go you and your bangable self!

  8. Mocha Says:

    Yeah, you totally just gave me an “assignment” in looking for my bangable pictures.

    But I love a gal in uniform. Cha-ching! (When you say that last part make sure you do a lounge lizard imitation and wink and flash lots of gold. I mean LOTS. Like a Mr. T. starter kit or something.)

    Screw the Bloggies.

  9. nomotherearth Says:

    I can’t decide whether I want to be on that list or not…it would be nice to feel “bangable” again. Congrats to you!

  10. Karianna Says:

    Ok, that is funny and creepy all in one.

  11. Don Mills Diva Says:

    Congratulations!

    I think.

    No, I know, Congratulations!

    Don Mills Divas last blog post..Monsters be here

  12. Shamelessly Sassy Says:

    Congratulations

    Shamelessly Sassys last blog post..Feigning An Itch

  13. Mocha Momma » Forgiving Smokey Robinson Says:

    […] I tagged Julie the other day she returned the favor and asked me and a couple of pregnant ladies and even some un-pregnant ones about when they were at […]

  14. Aimee Greeblemonkey Says:

    HOLY CRAP, that list is AWESOME!!!

    Aimee Greeblemonkeys last blog post..I like to feel myself up.

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