What do you get a pregnant woman for Christmas?

If you are absolutely fabulous and have impeccable taste, you get her one of these sets.

If you are determined to force her to relax (with or without the aid of these goodies), you get her a year-long monthly massage membership.

If you recognize and accept her frenetic housecleaning tendencies, you get her a bi-weekly cleaning service – particularly one whose name and four typewritten pages of policies and procedures imply that they will live up to her impossible standards.

But if you really love her, you will ask her repeatedly to “play barn?“, tell her that you love your new game, and serve her twelve ounces of filet mignon, perfectly grilled asparagus, and a double helping of chocolate mousse.

Published by mothergoosemouse on December 26th, 2007 tagged Miss Goosie, Miss Mousie, The king of beers, Who me?
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9 Responses to “What do you get a pregnant woman for Christmas?”

  1. Mom101 Says:
    December 26th, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    Something tells me MamaGoosemouse cleaned up this Christmas.

  2. Kristen Says:
    December 26th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    It’s official.

    I’m trading husbands with you.

    The End.

  3. OMSH Says:
    December 27th, 2007 at 9:39 am

    So, I’m assuming you’re loved?

    Jeff cooked for us last night. He said, “You know what, I’m taking over the cooking for a while.”

    That man will totally get serviced.

  4. caramama Says:
    December 27th, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Sounds like you made out like a bandit! Good for you.

    And I love those hats for ponytails!! I have to get one (or more). How did I not see them before?

  5. dennis Says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    If wife.imp is ever impregnated again…I want your husband to come to OH and trade places with me for about 9 months…

  6. Elizabeth Says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    My initial thought to your question “what do you get a pregnant woman for Christmas?” was to say “ANYTHING SHE WANTS!” lol

    I LOVE the ponytail hat-brilliant! I also love the Melissa & Doug barn, but my husband would kill me if I bought anything else “for Kaitlyn” that I end up playing with more than she does :) And oooh, a DS! What did Kyle get? (heh heh heh) ;)

  7. Pattie Says:
    December 29th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    *sigh* I only wish I had flowing locks like I used to…I love the hat idea!

    We purchased my son the Nintendo DS too…I am not sure who is more addicted…him, or me. And I don’t even like video games! Go figure. Happy New year!

  8. Lela Says:
    December 29th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    If I were to get pregnant again there would be no other adult in the house alive to purchase Christmas presents for me. Lol.

  9. mayberry Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    I hope you got all that and much more!