Comments on: Well, I did want her to learn to read and write http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/ A first-grader destined for a career as a lawyer, a pre-schooler whose screams can shatter glass, a bouncing baby boy who evaded an IUD, a man who can drink his weight in Natty Light, and a woman who has long since given up caring about the condition of her kitchen floor. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:16:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: jen http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-104725 jen Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:26:48 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-104725 he he he... I say Crap on a Stick all the time and gush what two lovely's picked it up.... Children are wonderful aren't they he he he…

I say Crap on a Stick all the time and gush what two lovely’s picked it up….

Children are wonderful aren’t they

]]> By: Fairly Odd Mother http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103680 Fairly Odd Mother Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:10:37 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103680 I'm sorry for your pain, but I'm LOL here! Kriste on a Crakr is priceless! I’m sorry for your pain, but I’m LOL here! Kriste on a Crakr is priceless!

]]> By: motherofbun http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103595 motherofbun Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:17:03 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103595 Ahahahaha. Oh Tacy. You are a spunky little woman! I was lucky Seth couldn't prounce his "f"'s. When he was little, out of frustration one day, I said, "F*CKING CAR!" THe whole way home and for weeks I heard, "Buckin Cah!" Also, I would say, "SH*t". Of course he could say that perfectly clear. So when he'd say that, I'd say, "Yes, Sit!" So eventually I phased that one out. The hubby would tell anybody who'd listen, "He's picked up the cursing from HER, NOT ME!" Ahahahaha. Oh Tacy. You are a spunky little woman!

I was lucky Seth couldn’t prounce his “f”’s. When he was little, out of frustration one day, I said, “F*CKING CAR!” THe whole way home and for weeks I heard, “Buckin Cah!”

Also, I would say, “SH*t”. Of course he could say that perfectly clear. So when he’d say that, I’d say, “Yes, Sit!” So eventually I phased that one out.

The hubby would tell anybody who’d listen, “He’s picked up the cursing from HER, NOT ME!”

]]> By: Mrs. Chicky http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103437 Mrs. Chicky Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:22:12 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103437 Ha! It is scary that what comes out of our mouths will eventually come out of theirs. Or at least their magnadoodles. Ha! It is scary that what comes out of our mouths will eventually come out of theirs. Or at least their magnadoodles.

]]> By: b*babbler http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103430 b*babbler Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:01:12 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103430 I'm fully convinced that this could be Peanut's first word, and will be uttered, of course, in the presence of her grandmother. Of this I'm sure. I’m fully convinced that this could be Peanut’s first word, and will be uttered, of course, in the presence of her grandmother. Of this I’m sure.

]]> By: Lela http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103427 Lela Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:49:55 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103427 That is totally funny, I remember when my four year old got mad at my husband and said "son-of-a-b*tch" and stormed out of the room. It still makes me cry with laughter. That is totally funny, I remember when my four year old got mad at my husband and said “son-of-a-b*tch” and stormed out of the room. It still makes me cry with laughter.

]]> By: the new girl http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103422 the new girl Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:15:35 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103422 BWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy Hell. I totally swiped 'christ on a cracker' from you and now this?! OOOOh, this is a good one. BWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Holy Hell.

I totally swiped ‘christ on a cracker’ from you and now this?!

OOOOh, this is a good one.

]]> By: PunditMom http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103375 PunditMom Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:18:45 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103375 I love that movie!! I had forgotten that line! I love that movie!! I had forgotten that line!

]]> By: jozet at Halushki http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103371 jozet at Halushki Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:51:55 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103371 Ah yes...the joys of the written word and little stenographers. My eldest was an early reader. Once when she was about 4, we were in a doctor's packed waiting room and there was a Cosmo sitting on the table. She looked at me and then asked in a voice that was not an indoor voice: WHAT IS A "BETTER ORGASM"? At least she wasn't quoting me, lol. I love A Christmas Story. Ralphie's dad is a hoot. Ah yes…the joys of the written word and little stenographers.

My eldest was an early reader. Once when she was about 4, we were in a doctor’s packed waiting room and there was a Cosmo sitting on the table.

She looked at me and then asked in a voice that was not an indoor voice: WHAT IS A “BETTER ORGASM”?

At least she wasn’t quoting me, lol.

I love A Christmas Story. Ralphie’s dad is a hoot.

]]> By: OMSH http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/comment-page-1/#comment-103361 OMSH Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:13:19 +0000 http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/11/12/well-i-did-want-her-to-learn-to-read-and-write/#comment-103361 Wait 'til she says it at church. THEN we'll talk. Wait ’til she says it at church.

THEN we’ll talk.

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