Why is it silly to be scared of black cats?

Because THEY’RE the pussies!

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Trick-or-treater #1 (peering at our unfurnished dining room): Why’s your house so empty?

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Trick-or-treater #2: I didn’t get any!

K: I’m sorry about that; here you go.

Trick-or-treater #2 (turns around and yells to his mother): Mommy, I got TWO!

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Tacy (to me): Daddy said I can eat as much candy as I want. Until I throw up.

Published by mothergoosemouse on October 31st, 2007 tagged Kids say the darnedest things, Look at me, look at me!, Miss Goosie
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17 Responses to “Why is it silly to be scared of black cats?”

  1. OMSH Says:

    Oh.my.goodness…kitty and daddy don’t resemble each other AT ALL, do they?

    Sweet chicken outfit … love the hairy chicken.

  2. Not The Mama Says:

    Awww, what a sweet photo. Seriously, cute overload.

    And the quotes cracked me up. You couldn’t make those up!

  3. b*babbler Says:

    Trick-or-treater #2 is a cheeky little monkey, eh?

    Love the photo. Way too cute!

  4. Lindsay Says:

    Hi Julie, I currently live in Johannesburg, South Africa and my husband has just been offered a job in Denver. This means that we have to move the 4 of us (Olaf and I, Kyle (4) and Megan (1)) to a new hemisphere, new country, new house, etc. etc. I was wondering if you would have any information about schooling for my two. I believe that kindergarten only starts when the kids are 5. Kyle has been at playgroup since 18 months, and started kindergarten here this year. Are there daycare centres, or some thing like that, for my kids. I would really appreciate your comments. Thanks.

  5. ali Says:

    i so love kids in their costumes. too cute!!! ;)

  6. mayberry Says:

    So sweet…and I think my favorite part is that Miss Chicken is wearing patent-leather Mary Janes.

  7. aimee/greeblemonkey Says:

    Freaking cuties.

  8. Gretchen Says:

    Cute.

    Glad I’m not cleaning up the candy-induced barf. Heh.

    Because that’s ‘never’ happened at our house.

  9. Redneck Mommy Says:

    Look at that pack…very cute. Even the big one.

    I’m hoping he was in charge of cleaning up any candy blown out by the kiddies when they reached their capacities…

    Yuck.

  10. motherofbun Says:

    Hope you were cleaning up candy wrappers instead of vomit. heehee. Ick.

    LOVE those costumes. The girls are so adoreable.

  11. Mrs. Chicky Says:

    So the question remains… Did she eat candy until she threw up? Or was it just a fur ball?

  12. TB Says:

    Aww sweet. And just think next year you can dress baby boy up as an egg to go with your chicken.

  13. Phoenix Says:

    Oh shit, I think that second one might have been my niece. :) I swear the little shit did that to about 6 people before we threatened to take away and eat all of her candy if she didn’t knock it off.

    I love their costumes. They look adorable.

  14. Lauraszoo Says:

    Why was the girl squirrel sad??

    Because she had no nuts.

    Heehee!!

    I like your pussy joke.

  15. wordgirl Says:

    I had to remind a couple of kids (who reached into the bowl with two giant “claws” to get a fistfull instead of politely taking one) to leave something for the others. Then I felt like a big grump…albeit one who was justified just the same.

  16. Mom101 Says:

    Suddenly I feel bad that I can’t find my stupid usb cord to upload my photos. They are too freaking adorable.

  17. the new girl Says:

    Great picture.

    Great jokes.

    You have it *all* MGM.

    :)