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	<title>Comments on: The Ten CommanDUCKS</title>
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	<description>A first-grader destined for a career as a lawyer, a pre-schooler whose screams can shatter glass, a bouncing baby boy who evaded an IUD, a man who can drink his weight in Natty Light, and a woman who has long since given up caring about the condition of her kitchen floor.</description>
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		<title>By: Loukia</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65674</link>
		<dc:creator>Loukia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m just depressed that the Mighty Ducks won the Stanley Cup when it rightly belonged to the Sens. Sigh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m just depressed that the Mighty Ducks won the Stanley Cup when it rightly belonged to the Sens. Sigh.</p>
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		<title>By: Catherine</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65470</link>
		<dc:creator>Catherine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know what impresses me more, J... The creative commanducks or the creative duckies themselves. I especially like the duck that was stabbed in the back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what impresses me more, J&#8230; The creative commanducks or the creative duckies themselves. I especially like the duck that was stabbed in the back.</p>
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		<title>By: prescott</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65336</link>
		<dc:creator>prescott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew he was kidding, or at least assumed as much, that&#039;s why I added the parenthetical caveat. I just look for any excuse to share that great comeback! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew he was kidding, or at least assumed as much, that&#8217;s why I added the parenthetical caveat. I just look for any excuse to share that great comeback! <img src='http://mothergoosemouse.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: mothergoosemouse</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65305</link>
		<dc:creator>mothergoosemouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Prescott, I appreciate your defense of me, but David&#039;s actually on our side here. ;)  He&#039;s one of the cool kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Prescott, I appreciate your defense of me, but David&#8217;s actually on our side here. <img src='http://mothergoosemouse.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   He&#8217;s one of the cool kids.</p>
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		<title>By: prescott</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65302</link>
		<dc:creator>prescott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;ooooooooooooh, you’re gonna burn for this.&quot;

I like Penn Jillette&#039;s response to lines like this (to those that are actually serious): &quot;Good thing there is no hell. See how that works for me?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;ooooooooooooh, you’re gonna burn for this.&#8221;</p>
<p>I like Penn Jillette&#8217;s response to lines like this (to those that are actually serious): &#8220;Good thing there is no hell. See how that works for me?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Dana</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65255</link>
		<dc:creator>Dana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously...funniest part is &quot;Thou shalt not make for thyself a DUCK.&quot;

My son will disagree with you.  He acts like a duck all the time. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously&#8230;funniest part is &#8220;Thou shalt not make for thyself a DUCK.&#8221;</p>
<p>My son will disagree with you.  He acts like a duck all the time. <img src='http://mothergoosemouse.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: David Wescott</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65244</link>
		<dc:creator>David Wescott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ooooooooooooh, you&#039;re gonna burn for this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ooooooooooooh, you&#8217;re gonna burn for this.</p>
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		<title>By: Her Bad Mother</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65218</link>
		<dc:creator>Her Bad Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honor Thy Duck And Thy Drake. bwahahahaha!</description>
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		<title>By: Mom101</title>
		<link>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2007/06/06/the-ten-commanducks/comment-page-1/#comment-65194</link>
		<dc:creator>Mom101</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Forgive me father, for I have committed adultery with a duck...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forgive me father, for I have committed adultery with a duck&#8230;</p>
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