The Ten CommanDUCKS
1. I am the Lord thy DUCK. Thou shalt have no other DUCKS before me.
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself a DUCK.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy DUCK.
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it DUCKY.
5. Honor thy DUCK and thy DRAKE.
6. Thou shalt not commit murder…of a DUCK.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery…with a DUCK.
8. Thou shalt not steal…a DUCK.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness…against a DUCK.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s DUCK…or thy neighbor’s wife’s DUCK.
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If taking the DUCK’S name in vain wasn’t enough provocation, go read what I wrote yesterday about flag burning.
Or for some lighter reading, dish about school lunches with me over at Do as I say…and no one gets hurt.
June 6th, 2007 at 7:05 am
Forgive me father, for I have committed adultery with a duck…
June 6th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Honor Thy Duck And Thy Drake. bwahahahaha!
June 6th, 2007 at 9:26 am
ooooooooooooh, you’re gonna burn for this.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Seriously…funniest part is “Thou shalt not make for thyself a DUCK.”
My son will disagree with you. He acts like a duck all the time.
June 6th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
“ooooooooooooh, you’re gonna burn for this.”
I like Penn Jillette’s response to lines like this (to those that are actually serious): “Good thing there is no hell. See how that works for me?”
June 6th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Prescott, I appreciate your defense of me, but David’s actually on our side here.
He’s one of the cool kids.
June 6th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I knew he was kidding, or at least assumed as much, that’s why I added the parenthetical caveat. I just look for any excuse to share that great comeback!
June 6th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I don’t know what impresses me more, J… The creative commanducks or the creative duckies themselves. I especially like the duck that was stabbed in the back.
June 7th, 2007 at 9:26 am
I’m just depressed that the Mighty Ducks won the Stanley Cup when it rightly belonged to the Sens. Sigh.