You still haven’t found what you’re looking for
But perhaps now you have.
“toilet overflowed and i left will it stop” - Go home. Wait, buy a plunger first. Then go home.
“do i tip my childcare provider at xmas?” – Yes. Generously. Remember, this person keeps your child safe and happy when you’re not there.
“how to articulate the thoughts” – You’ll need to be more specific. And more articulate.
“still smokin that shit and listening to cypress all day long” – I hate to think of how you spend your nights.
“momtini blog” – Martinis, yes. Momtinis, no.
“blog momtini” – Listen up, I already said NO.
“if your a bill collector i rebuke you in the name of jesus” – Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.
“does my homeowner association cover my walls” – Hey, no fair! I had to hire a painter.
“chris crawford strapped into bed” – Depends what he looks like. Send a pic.
“man crying over spilled milk” – Perhaps if you spilled it on his plasma TV, he might cry. Otherwise, no.
“why are status symbols important?” – Because they indicate your status. DUH.
“beautiful apartment hackensack” – Doesn’t exist.
“when should i start lining up for trl” – Never. Go home.
“if you can’t say something nice” – Fuck off. How’s that?
November 22nd, 2006 at 10:06 pm
You’ve got quite an interesting selection of visitors there.
November 23rd, 2006 at 6:27 am
“still smokin that shit and listening to cypress all day long”
HAHAHAHA.
For real?
November 23rd, 2006 at 11:17 am
That last one says it all, doesn’t it?
You rock, baby. Happy Thanksgiving to you and the familia.
November 23rd, 2006 at 11:23 am
Perhaps if you spilled it on his plasma TV, he might cry. Otherwise, no.
LMAO. That’s hysterical.
Happy Turkey Day to you and your family.
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Wow, those are certainly some search terms about which to be thankful. Heh! Happy T Day.
November 25th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
You are pretty funny for a Republican. LOL.
November 26th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
I think the “rebuker” has been looking you up.
Hugs babe – sorry to have been MIA for so long.