I’m not dead yet

(edited to include greater detail below)

But I’m working on it.

shutters

New shutters.

office shutters

More new shutters.

snow

First snow. Snow is all but gone now. Beautiful, bright sunny days ever since.

frozen bee

Frozen bee. I watched him cling to the screen outside the kitchen window all day, as the sun disappeared and the clouds rolled in and the snow began to fall. I felt no sympathy for him, considering Tacy was stung by one of his yellowjacket brethren – INSIDE THE HOUSE – last Saturday.

chicken chicken

And a retching, choking chicken.

Click here for the audio. You will not be disappointed. If you have not bothered to click, you are missing a great opportunity to laugh yourself silly.

Published by mothergoosemouse on October 19th, 2006 tagged Bwahahaha!, Home on the range, Look at me, look at me!
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25 Responses to “I’m not dead yet”

  1. Momish Says:

    I have been in a sour mood all day. No reason, just woke up that way. I needed to hear that, as sadistic as it sounds. It made me feel better! But snow? SNOW? That would be more than I can handle for sure!

  2. Chase Says:

    The shutters are GORGEOUS! The snow makes me want to curl up in a blankey and weep. And the chicken? Oooh, the chicken….it makes me OH-SO happy!!!

  3. Catherine Says:

    Great shutters! And your snow looks so much better than our snow further south. WET. SLUSHY. MESS.

  4. mayberry Says:

    I was wondering where you were. Snowed in! But the shutters look gorge.

  5. krista Says:

    SNOW!!!???? NoooOOOooOOOoOOO!

  6. adwina - insparenting.com Says:

    Wow… the “first snow” picture is beautiful!!!!

  7. Mommy off the Record Says:

    SNOW???! So pretty, but SOOO cold. At least you have some nice new shutters from which to look out at the snow!

  8. I_A_I Says:

    Am I the only one intrigued by the frozen bee?

  9. mamatulip Says:

    I can’t type, I’m laughing so hard. NICE AUDIO.

    The shutters are gorgeous. And the snow’s pretty too. The bee? Kinda yucky.

  10. TB Says:

    The shutters look so breezy and summery compared to the outside world.
    Hang in there!

  11. Pattie Says:

    *shiver*
    I am freezing just LOOKING at all that snow!

    That poor bee. He seemed to be ill prepared for the early showing of the frosty stuff.

    I LOVE the shutters! I had them in my last house. They look great, and they are so easy to keep clean. Beautiful.

  12. Dana Says:

    Oh my gosh. The snow is beautiful even if it is a bit early!

    I’m not ready for snow here and all my friendly neighbors in here in Wisconsin are telling me they can’t wait. These people are nuts.

    Is the snow still on the ground? Or has it melted away?

    My husband laughed at the frozen bee picture.

  13. Mrs. Chicky Says:

    I want you to know that I’m showing great restraint by not making a joke about choking the chicken.

    Great shutters! I’m totally jealous of them.

  14. ali Says:

    ack! snow!

    i’m SOOOO not ready for winter.

  15. Kari Says:

    Choking chicken? Or turkey?

    Either way, soooo wrooooong. :)

    Sorry to hear about the yellow jacket incident. UGHGHGGHGH!

  16. tori Says:

    That snow looks so pretty! I love the new shutters too! I have been wanting some for our basement windows.

  17. Contrary Says:

    I am jealous of your new shutters and your snow. I am not jealous of your little bee friend because I would have done something stupid like try to save him and I would have gotten stung and he would have died anyway because bees are stupid.

    Also, choking your chicken like that will make you go blind. At least that’s what the teachers here at the Braille Institute tell me.

  18. Vera Says:

    I LOVE THOSE SHUTTERS! I just bought a new house and need to start decorating my windows. thanks for posting.
    :)
    came here through blogher

  19. Jessica Says:

    I’m with you on the bee thing. I hate bees. I think they should die, Die, DIE, DIE! (end psycho rant)

  20. Becky Says:

    Ooo! LOVE the shutters! Where did you get them?

  21. Lady M Says:

    Snow already? It looks gorgeous, although I’m glad I’m not driving in it.

  22. Kimmie Says:

    I want shutters! Those are fabulous!!!!!!

  23. Jamie Says:

    I just want to pop in and say I love the shutters. Some day we will rid our home of our nasty ass cheapo plastic blinds!

  24. kim Says:

    We have that damn chicken and it drives me nuts!!!!!

  25. Ruth Dynamite Says:

    I was just delayed for several hours at an airport, and this kid in a stroller with THAT CHICKEN kept being pushed back and forth, back and forth, in front of me and my friends. “Here it comes again” we said too many times to count.

    Oh my. I feel your pain.

    (Beautiful shutters and, though early, gorgeous snow.)